What if your bookkeeping was just...
Handled?
Not "handled" like you finally sat down and did them yourself at 11pm on April 14th, quietly (or loudly) cursing the bookkeeping gods. Actually handled. By someone who isn’t you.
You wouldn’t have to scramble at tax time.
You wouldn’t have to worry about something getting missed.
It would just be… taken care of.
Enter:
Witches & Weirdos...
Quality Bookkeeping for Mistfit Business Owners
Who We Work With
You’re a photographer, designer, therapist, product-based brand, or…something that’s a little harder to explain around the Thanksgiving table (we see you, OF creators).
Regardless of your industry or niche, money is moving. Clients are paying. Orders are shipping. The business itself works.
But whether your bookkeeping is mostly fine or genuinely a disaster, you're probably either avoiding it entirely (and dreading the eventual reckoning) or diligently showing up every month while never quite shaking that “am I even doing this right?” feeling.
(And in case you’re at all worried, whatever state your books are in, we’ve seen messier, and we're not here to make you feel bad about it.)
How We Help
We provide done-for-you bookkeeping, handled with care and consistency.
Our services include:
- Monthly bookkeeping
- Catch-up and cleanup work
- Clear monthly reports you can actually understand
- Ongoing support when questions come up
We show up, we communicate like humans, and we don't vanish after the onboarding call. (You'd think that would be standard. It's not.)
Investment
Ongoing bookkeeping starts at $300/month.
Exact pricing depends on complexity and volume, but you’ll always know what to expect before we begin.
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Ready to Talk It Through?
Book a call, and we'll have a human-to-human conversation about your business, your books, and whether working together makes sense right now.
No sales script (*actually shudders*), no obligation, just a chance for you to ask questions and get a feel for how we work.
Want to Do a Little More Research First?
Completely reasonable. Hiring a bookkeeper isn’t a small decision.
If you’d like to dig a little deeper, you can explore:
Take your time. We’re not going anywhere. If and when you’re ready, we’ll be here.
Our Values
We believe business should reflect your values.
Black lives matter.
Trans lives matter.
Disabled lives matter.
If you want your financial support to feel aligned — not transactional — you’re in the right place.
Let's Talk
If you've made it this far and something's clicking, a call is the easiest next step.
Worst case, you get some clarity.
Best case, you find your bookkeeper.
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Annie Ruggles, client since 2019