Witches & Weirdos
Quality Bookkeeping for Misfit Business Owners
We specialize in the thoughtful, the unconventional, and the not-quite-standardized.
(Which means we will positively swoon over your queer-centric apothecary-come-bookshop.
Whatever type of amazing business you run, we’re here for it.)
We provide done-for-you bookkeeping for business owners looking for financial clarity, less stress, and the freedom to focus on the work that truly matters to them.
You can count on us for:
> Clean, accurate, tax-ready books.
> Clear financial reports that tell you what you need to know.
> Communication that’s responsive, not robotic.
> An actual relationship with your bookkeeping team.
Monthly Bookkeeping
Our monthly bookkeeping services take a weight off your shoulders and give you the data you need to make strategic decisions for your business year-round.
Whether you’re making your first $50k in revenue or your twelfth straight $50k month, you’ll receive individualized support based on your business’s unique needs. We take care of the nitty-gritty details. You take care of running your business with aplomb.
Catch-Up Services
If your books are a few months (or years) behind, or look like they were last overseen by a feral raccoon after three cans of Redbull, you’re in good hands. We’ll get your books caught up, organized, and back on track.
And here’s the best part: our catch-up services lead right into monthly bookkeeping, so your books stay current, accurate, and never fall into a disreputable state again.
Who We Work With
Our clients span a wide range of industries and business models.
Kitchen designers.
Wedding photographers.
Stationers.
Sound healers.
Psychedelic therapy practitioners.
Brick-and-mortar coffee shops.
What they have in common isn’t what they do, it’s that they care about doing it well. About doing it with integrity and a splash of character.
(And about having a bookkeeper who gets them, so they don’t have to explain why the LLC is named after a tarot card.)
Our Approach
We’re thoughtful about how we work, precise about the details, and intentional about building systems that are clear, efficient, and sustainable.
This means an easy-to-navigate experience for you, and the ability to do careful, consistent work for us. (We know that sounds boring. In bookkeeping world, boring is good.)
Pricing
Our monthly bookkeeping services start at $300/month.
(Most clients pay between $300 and $500/month, depending on complexity.)
In exchange, your books stay current, questions don’t pile up, and nothing quietly slips through the cracks. The result is steady, dependable support—and no scrambling at tax time.
Ready to Get Started?
We’re excited to learn more about you and your business! Please complete the short form below and schedule a time to meet.
Note: If you are deaf or hard of hearing, don’t use your voice to communicate, or simply don’t like Zoom calls, please still complete and submit the form. You’ll then receive an alternative option for getting started.
Not quite ready to book a call? That’s totally understandable! You can read more about us here or peruse out our blog.
One More Thing
Because clarity and transparency are important, we’re putting this in writing: Black lives matter. Asian, Jewish, and refugee lives matter. (Refugees from ALL countries, not just white European ones.) People with fat bodies matter. Trans women are women and trans men are men, full stop, no caveats, no questions asked. Queer lives are beautiful, and all genders beyond the binary are beautiful. If you disagree with any of these, please take your business elsewhere.